Vikings, Zombies and Christianity

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@HelloTheFuture
Also the WaPo compares Vikings to zombies. (Link)

@cajunjoel
Zombies would win, no contest. RT @HelloTheFuture: Also the WaPo compares Vikings to zombies. (Link)

@HelloTheFuture
@cajunjoel well, sure! The ability to keep up a posthumous fight is unparalleled. Plus they run on brains. (Link)

@mariaf
@HelloTheFuture @cajunjoel You two are so wrong. (Link)

@cajunjoel
@mariafi @hellothefuture So why would the vikings win? Hmm? You gotta back up that claim! (Link)

@KyleBown
@cajunjoel @mariafi @hellothefuture Also, all Vikings (in my head) are warriors. Except maybe some kids. Cold weather = slow zombies. (Link)

@mariafi
@KyleBown @cajunjoel @hellothefuture These reasons plus, they basically become badass zombie warriors: (Link)

@HelloTheFuture
@mariafi @KyleBown @cajunjoel why zombies win: there are no stories about present-day Viking attacks. BECAUSE THEY ALREADY LOST. (Link)

@KyleBown
@HelloTheFuture @mariafi @cajunjoel YET ANOTHER THING CHRISTIANITY HAS DESTROYED! (Link)

@cajunjoel
@KyleBown @hellothefuture @mariafi Funny you should mention christianity. Jesus did rise from the dead. Does that make him a zombie? (Link)

@thefoodgeek
@cajunjoel @KyleBown @hellothefuture @mariafi Strictly speaking, I think he’s merely undead. There are many varieties, after all. (Link)

@KyleBown
@thefoodgeek @cajunjoel @hellothefuture @mariafi Then the 12 apostles drank Jesus’s infected blood. Jesus died, rose as a zombie… (Link)

@KyleBown
@thefoodgeek @cajunjoel @hellothefuture @mariafi …and with his zombie apostles have spread the zombie virus of Christianity for 2000 yrs. (Link)

@thefoodgeek
@KyleBown @cajunjoel @hellothefuture @mariafi That could just as easily describe vampirism. Especially with the blood fetish. #justSayin (Link)

@KyleBown
@thefoodgeek @cajunjoel @hellothefuture @mariafi Except vampires tend to remain hidden, Christians are often loud and obnoxious! (Link)

@thefoodgeek
@KyleBown @cajunjoel @hellothefuture @mariafi Yeah, but they don’t say they’re vampires. Hide in plain sight! Do Christians sparkle? (Link)

@cajunjoel
@thefoodgeek @kylebown @hellothefuture @mariafi The pope does. Look at how much gold the guy wears. (Link)

@KyleBown
@cajunjoel @thefoodgeek @hellothefuture @mariafi The problem is there are too many Christians. Also, vampires have sex, for fun, a lot. (Link)

@thefoodgeek
@KyleBown @cajunjoel @hellothefuture @mariafi Your arguments are convincing. I tentatively support your proposition. (Link)

@HelloTheFuture
@mariafi @cajunjoel @thefoodgeek @kylebown @hellothefuture wow. I sit under the dentist’s chair for 20 minutes and come back to this. (Link)

@HelloTheFuture
@mariafi @cajunjoel @thefoodgeek @kylebown but most importantly it proves I was RIGHT! (Link)

‏@aliceandstuff
@HelloTheFuture @mariafi @KyleBown @cajunjoel ohhhh Viking burn! ☜(◕ლ◕) (Link)

‏@KyleBown
@aliceandstuff @HelloTheFuture @mariafi @cajunjoel Alice wins. (Link)

‏@origamislayer
@KyleBown @aliceandstuff @HelloTheFuture @mariafi @cajunjoel Alice is a zombie?!? (Link)

‏@HelloTheFuture
@KyleBown @aliceandstuff @mariafi @cajunjoel now @origamislayer wins. (Link)